A poster I submitted for Typoday Competition in response to the prompt "Dance of Typography".
This is how to seduce like a blue-footed booby. First, you lift your blue feet, slowly and sensually—the bluer the better!
Next, you expose your feathery armpits with your wings flared wide, and bow to the female, and make an offering (with anything ta twig or something).
If she doesn’t respond, offer more twigs. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Then, if the female is interested, a duet of honks and stomps and an amalgamation of body and soul commences.